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i swear that i found a fastest way to home..
i found myself.
it has an interval between 2 and 3 minutes..
well, however it fastest..

i swear that i found a fastest way to home..
crossing a crocodile river.
climbing an evil hill.
get down from the time valley.

i swear that i found a fastest way to home..
when the afternoon almost being crescendo.
when the sky could tell you a magnificence.
and i found myself.

please tell me the correct way.
the way that could bring me to the rest.
the way that could tell me the truth.
the way that could make me swear that i found a fastest way to the home.